France Announces Plan to Launch Satellites With Defensive Lasers, Possibly Submachine Guns

French defense minister Florence Parly touring Suffren, a nuclear-powered submarine, in Cherbourg in July 2019.Photo: Ludovic…

Oracle Document Claiming an Amazon ‘Conspiracy’ to Win Military Contract Makes It to Trump’s Desk

Photo: Charles Dharapak (AP) Aides to Donald Trump presented him with a document identical to one…

The U.S. Army Once Kept $1 Billion Worth of LSD in a Maryland Office for Some Reason

Lt. Col. James Ketchum, chief of the clinical research department at the U.S. Army’s Edgewood Arsenal,…

U.S. Air Force Draws Giant Dick in the Sky, Claims It Was an Accident

Photo: Ross D. Franklin (AP) Yet again, U.S. armed forces have managed to trace the vague…

President Trump Thinks the Navy Is Trying Too Hard

Photo: AP Donald Trump did a bizarre thing aboard the USS Wasp on Tuesday. After wishing…